Tuesday, March 31

Top Ten Tuesday: Spam Subjects

I don't clean out my spam folder very often. Overall, Gmail does a pretty good job of figuring out which e-mails are actually for me and which just want to infect me with a virus or swindle me out of some cash. I do try to skim through the subjects before I trash the lot of them, though, as once in a while honest-to-goodness messages from friends get lost amidst the muck. Since I was reading them anyway, I thought I'd share some of the more amusing ones with you. My comments are in italics.

Top 10 Funniest E-mail Subjects
  1. You passed me bad money
  2. Sorry, next time I'll call a running play.
  3. Thank you so much for your patience and good customer service
  4. Does this mean I'm forgiven for the bad money thing?
  5. The cause for that is that all our replica watches are crafted from one
  6. I find it a bit odd that there's no mention of one WHAT.
  7. Information for plastic card holders
  8. Are those like the little photo holders that come with new wallets?
  9. We are responsible for your satisfying health condition
  10. Gee, I thought it was because I was eating better and exercising more. Silly me.
  11. Important guys are funny here
  12. Actually, I find many important guys funny, especially after a certain time of night and when introduced by Jay Leno.
  13. Our best decision is suitable for every age
  14. You tell me yours, and I'll tell you mine.
  15. Get any soft you need without delays
  16. It's funny, many of the subject lines said just the opposite ...
  17. You do not risk at all
  18. Riiiiight.
  19. We do not throw the words just to fill your e-mail box
  20. No, you're hoping to empty my bank account while you're at it. Thanks anyway.
If you want to play along, leave a link to your Top 10 list in the comments.

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