By the numbers

My weekend:
82 hours without DSL service
1 technician visit
3 computer restarts
2 trips to the grocery store
8 lbs of butter
18 lbs of pasta
4 gallons of milk

Their weekend:
29 hours in labor
8 calls through the phone tree
3 days in hospital
1 baby girl
7 lbs, 5 oz
19 inches long

Congratulations and welcome home!