This one is especially for my friends who wear a clerical collar--literally or metaphorically. Happy Clergy Appreciation Month!
We were driving past a cemetery in town recently, and Rosi pointed to it.
"Is that the park for dead people?" She asked.
"Yes," I told her. "It's called a cemetery. Can you say that word?"
I chuckled at the thought of seminars chock full of parked dead people ... hmmm, maybe that's not so far fetched after all ...
"Not 'seminar,' Sweetie, 'cemetery.'"
"That's what I said," she insisted.
"Oh, well maybe I misheard. Can you pronounce it for me again? Ce-me-te-ry."
"Okay." Deep breath, "Seminary!"